Real Men of Genius

[Pomai]

Re: Real Men of Genius

Miss Hawaii Bikini Chick Calendar Model
lyrics by Pomai

Bud Light presents Real Women of Genius
Miss Hawaii Bikini Chick Calendar Model!
Today we salute you, hot and exotic momma' of the month
Although that pose looks really, really, really sexy
we know it's totally unnatural
Back-up singer follows with >>> why is my hair wet?
A lei is supposed to be worn over your shoulders
but the photographer told you to hold it over your head
Back-up singer follows with >>> That's really pretty
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Miss Thong Goddess of August
Because next month's bikini model
is at another beach,
holding a lei in her hand in FRONT of her,
in another, completely unnatural pose
Miss Hawaii Bikini Chick Calendar Model

[Pomai]

Re: Real Men of Genius

Mr. Newspaper Seller at the Intersection Guy
lyrics by Pomai

Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius
Mr. Newspaper Seller at the Intersection Guy!
Today we salute you, Mr. Wheeler-Dealer of the Daily
News stand price for the Sunday edition is $1.75
But you're sellin' it for just a buck
*Back-up singer follows with >>> that's! a deal
Oh, shoot, I just flagged you down and the light turned green
Oh well, screw it... our traffic is screwed ANYWAY
*Back-up singer follows with >>> Hurry! before I get run over
So crack open an Ice Cold Bud Light, Mr. Red Light Retailer
Although I paid you $2 bucks including tip
the convenience was certainly worth it
Mr. Newspaper Seller at the Intersection Guy

[jdub]

Re: Real Men of Genius

I'll give it a go, but, clearly, I've got some bamboocha shoes to fill.

Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius
Mr. Ask Every Girl in the Bar to Dance Guy

We salute you, Mr. Ask Every Girl in the Bar to Dance Guy
Your eyes are glazed, and you're spilling your Bud Light.
You work your way down from the hottest girl in the room.
*Backup singer follows with >>> Keep trying, pimp daddy!
After the less attractive of two girls at a table accepts,
you show of dance moves that are just a little too good.
*Backup singer follows with >>> That doesn't make me gay!
So crack open a Bud Light, Mr Ask Every girl in the Bar to Dance Guy
Because though you came alone and will leave alone,
you're never alone with a marginally attractive drunk girl on the dancefloor.

[infinitypro]

Re: Real Men of Genius

Pomai...

I wanted to share that yesterday Noe, our little girl and I sat 'round and sang every one of your commercials that included bursts of laughter, knee slapping, drooling, woke up our little guy fits! Keep going...and jdub AWESOME!