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So I'm comin around the blind curve in Honaunau, shifting down to third, and preparing to negotiate the "S" turn that everyone in South Kona knows about.
There was this tourist in a mustang coupe,
Bout 80 years old, I could tell by the stoop,
Makin a U-turn, slow as can be,
1 mph, illegally
I swerved left, and pounded the brakes,
2 or 3 seconds is all that it takes,
Cherokee's right front hit his left rear,
My 4 yo daughter covered her eyes in fear.
Everyone's fine and he drove it away,
After the police had their say,
I was nice to the man and his mexican wife,
But I just gotta say that the tourists can't drive.
It just might be a blessing in disguise,
It's the pressure I needed to convince my wife,
That we should go shopping on Saturday,
for a Toyota Tacoma to drive away.
There was this tourist in a mustang coupe,
Bout 80 years old, I could tell by the stoop,
Makin a U-turn, slow as can be,
1 mph, illegally
I swerved left, and pounded the brakes,
2 or 3 seconds is all that it takes,
Cherokee's right front hit his left rear,
My 4 yo daughter covered her eyes in fear.
Everyone's fine and he drove it away,
After the police had their say,
I was nice to the man and his mexican wife,
But I just gotta say that the tourists can't drive.
It just might be a blessing in disguise,
It's the pressure I needed to convince my wife,
That we should go shopping on Saturday,
for a Toyota Tacoma to drive away.