An old man story

[Barry]

This story was told to me by my brother Mike.

Peacock joke?

My Dad who is 92 and my brother Mike were having breakfast in McDonalds.
A young man walked up to the next table and sat down.
He had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, blue and yellow.
My Dad man just stared.
Every time the young man looked Dad was staring.
The young man finally said sarcastically,
"What's the matter old timer, you never done anything wild in your life?"
Mike quickly swallowed his food 'cause he knows my Dad's wit.
With out batting an eye Dad replied,
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock,
I was just wondering if you were my son."

[Amati]

Re: An old man story

This story was told to me by my brother Mike.
My Dad who is 92 and my brother Mike were having breakfast in McDonalds.

Nice joke except for the claim to be about your Dad and brother Mike. That joke has been online since 2002, if not before that. Mike has been fibbing to you.

[Barry]

Re: An old man story

Hi Amati, tough that you've heard that story before.

No doubt a lot of people have. Yet my Dad has been old for ages and my brother Mike does not tell fibs/porkie pies.

The nature of the story dates it ! We don't see many punk rockers these days with Mohican, multicoured hair cuts.

Be realistic and take the story in the spirit it was sent.

[anapuni808]

Re: An old man story

well, I've heard that story many times and I still laugh every time!

[Amati]

Re: An old man story

Hi Amati, tough that you've heard that story before.

No doubt a lot of people have. Yet my Dad has been old for ages and my brother Mike does not tell fibs/porkie pies.

The nature of the story dates it ! We don't see many punk rockers these days with Mohican, multicoured hair cuts.

Be realistic and take the story in the spirit it was sent.

Realistically, I'll remember that you make up things if it suits your purpose. Of course, that is part of what an open forum is all about .... if it was all truthful then we'd all be using our real names.
Signed, Amati [not my real name]

[SusieMisajon]

Re: An old man story

Well, I never heard it before, so I laughed.