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Chanced upon a new ( actually can't tell how new it is; has no date) magazine. Cover price is 4.95 but there was a stack of them in the free publications thing, so...
called
IN Magazine
Glossy local fashion and event mag. That looks like it wantsta be mainland.
Don't know how often it comes out. Could be a once shot deal. No date or year even. IF... you want more of John berger style T&A, pick this rag up. Has alotta T. Nudes in fact. (Check the horrorscope page)
It's the usual contemprary stuff wherein they try to immediately turn each and every person having anything to do with the magazine, into a hot model star celebrity.
Good spread on luxury autos.
But too much glitzy glossy crap that makes it look as if Honolulu is in excruciating pain struggling to be as chic as Soho or the Hills of Beverly.
In fact the mag is so glossy, it has a veneer and smell like varnish or some caustic acetone paint thinner liquid.
an article titled;
Johnny Love - Drinking makes you sexy.
whose initial paragraph reads:
"Drinking makes me sexy he boasted. I don't think so buddy.
Drinking makes you and ugly mess."
"makes you AND ugly mess"?!
Peter Phillip Wingsoe and Ansley Brown, editors should concentrate on editing rather than jump on the "lookame aint I a chic celebrity, now?" thing they got goin on here. Phillip in particular should spend more time working on his mag than trying to sound pretentiously cute; "fortunate are those who do what they love. magazines have held sway over me since I was a child. "
Uh, everything amazes children, chucko. They are indiscriminately attracted to, and entertained by everything shiny.
Oh, so ya wanna create a magazine that sways a child, but simply frustrates an adult with standards?
and of course, the obligatory article covering that dumb concept that really should be retired already; "The metrosexual".
Oh; an article on receiving an invitation of "Black Tie Only" but is illustrated with three pictures of a bignose teenage nerd wearing a tux with a white thin bow tie...
Some badly lit fashion shots...
but hey, nice first try. Or tenth try. Dunno, still can't find a date or issue number in the thing.
called
IN Magazine
Glossy local fashion and event mag. That looks like it wantsta be mainland.
Don't know how often it comes out. Could be a once shot deal. No date or year even. IF... you want more of John berger style T&A, pick this rag up. Has alotta T. Nudes in fact. (Check the horrorscope page)
It's the usual contemprary stuff wherein they try to immediately turn each and every person having anything to do with the magazine, into a hot model star celebrity.
Good spread on luxury autos.
But too much glitzy glossy crap that makes it look as if Honolulu is in excruciating pain struggling to be as chic as Soho or the Hills of Beverly.
In fact the mag is so glossy, it has a veneer and smell like varnish or some caustic acetone paint thinner liquid.
an article titled;
Johnny Love - Drinking makes you sexy.
whose initial paragraph reads:
"Drinking makes me sexy he boasted. I don't think so buddy.
Drinking makes you and ugly mess."
"makes you AND ugly mess"?!
Peter Phillip Wingsoe and Ansley Brown, editors should concentrate on editing rather than jump on the "lookame aint I a chic celebrity, now?" thing they got goin on here. Phillip in particular should spend more time working on his mag than trying to sound pretentiously cute; "fortunate are those who do what they love. magazines have held sway over me since I was a child. "
Uh, everything amazes children, chucko. They are indiscriminately attracted to, and entertained by everything shiny.
Oh, so ya wanna create a magazine that sways a child, but simply frustrates an adult with standards?
and of course, the obligatory article covering that dumb concept that really should be retired already; "The metrosexual".
Oh; an article on receiving an invitation of "Black Tie Only" but is illustrated with three pictures of a bignose teenage nerd wearing a tux with a white thin bow tie...
Some badly lit fashion shots...
but hey, nice first try. Or tenth try. Dunno, still can't find a date or issue number in the thing.
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