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Re: Honolulu Crapvertiser?
the current "BOOO and AUWE!" to da advertiser:
today's "Island Life" section of their paper is filled with:
1) a column by some "advice diva" with the surname 'solomon"
advice diva; yea... wot; she tells opera singers how to gesture appropriately ? what songs to sing?! gives advice through her operatic singing?!
and why exactly, would she call herself: goddess, deity, female singer in an opera, an extremely sensitive, vain, or undisciplined person
and the column is imported from da mainland, from a Miami Florida newspaper.
2) a fitness article from the Arizona Republic nespaper.
3) a horoscope by a mainland sydnicated columnist.
4) another advice column from Los Angeles fulla haoles whining about their problems.
5) an article about a mainland author and his relationship advice book (enuff awready with that crap!)
6) a back page fulla mainland comic strips.
Seems we have enuff talent on these islands to maybe have at least one or two comic strips inserted in this page to at least try to balance it out, so we exemplify "lsland life" a little more...
syndication and wire service junk fills this section. "island life' means as little as the word "editor" also, apparently...
the current "BOOO and AUWE!" to da advertiser:
today's "Island Life" section of their paper is filled with:
1) a column by some "advice diva" with the surname 'solomon"
advice diva; yea... wot; she tells opera singers how to gesture appropriately ? what songs to sing?! gives advice through her operatic singing?!
and why exactly, would she call herself: goddess, deity, female singer in an opera, an extremely sensitive, vain, or undisciplined person
and the column is imported from da mainland, from a Miami Florida newspaper.
2) a fitness article from the Arizona Republic nespaper.
3) a horoscope by a mainland sydnicated columnist.
4) another advice column from Los Angeles fulla haoles whining about their problems.
5) an article about a mainland author and his relationship advice book (enuff awready with that crap!)
6) a back page fulla mainland comic strips.
Seems we have enuff talent on these islands to maybe have at least one or two comic strips inserted in this page to at least try to balance it out, so we exemplify "lsland life" a little more...
syndication and wire service junk fills this section. "island life' means as little as the word "editor" also, apparently...
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