Seriously. This has to stop. Every time someone puts a microphone in his hand, the mayor starts singing. I guess I don't mind it so much at public events that are supposed to be fun, such as the Honolulu City Lights festival, but at his own inauguration ceremony? Or kicking off the state of the city address?
First, it lacks a certain dignity. That's not too bad, but there's a reason the mayor doesn't wear shorts and slippers to the state of the city address; similar reasons should apply to his breaking out into song.
Second, it is beginning to sound like an indulgence. Everyone's waiting for the mayor to do his thing, but first, here's a little number about the beauty of Hawaii, and it goes something like this...
And finally: While the mayor's certainly not awful when belting out a tune, hizzoner can't hold a note. He can carry a tune just fine, but if a note needs to be held for a measure or so, you know he's not going to make it. There'll be a little quiver, a little waver, or a little crack. This is really the least of his offenses; as I said, the guy's a passable singer. But why not limit his musical urges to charity events such as last year's Four Doctors, a Patient, and the Mayor fundraiser?
Please. Someone out there knows the mayor personally. Tell him to cut it out. What are we teaching the children?
First, it lacks a certain dignity. That's not too bad, but there's a reason the mayor doesn't wear shorts and slippers to the state of the city address; similar reasons should apply to his breaking out into song.
Second, it is beginning to sound like an indulgence. Everyone's waiting for the mayor to do his thing, but first, here's a little number about the beauty of Hawaii, and it goes something like this...
And finally: While the mayor's certainly not awful when belting out a tune, hizzoner can't hold a note. He can carry a tune just fine, but if a note needs to be held for a measure or so, you know he's not going to make it. There'll be a little quiver, a little waver, or a little crack. This is really the least of his offenses; as I said, the guy's a passable singer. But why not limit his musical urges to charity events such as last year's Four Doctors, a Patient, and the Mayor fundraiser?
Please. Someone out there knows the mayor personally. Tell him to cut it out. What are we teaching the children?
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