Distressed shark commits suicide

[MyopicJoe]

Apparently our shark population is being stressed out by the economic downturn. The Feds should earmark money for shark outreach programs.

[Bobinator]

Re: Distressed shark commits suicide

Better yet. Pay the resort owners a $10M annual bonus and tax the shark population for needing salt water to survive.

[LikaNui]

Re: Distressed shark commits suicide

I saw that on CNN today. Wow!
Didja all hear about the shark in Makaha yesterday and today? 8 to 10' long, and sighted several times within six feet of the shoreline!
(TutuSue... stay outta da water!)

[tutusue]

Re: Distressed shark commits suicide

I saw that on CNN today. Wow!
Didja all hear about the shark in Makaha yesterday and today? 8 to 10' long, and sighted several times within six feet of the shoreline!
(TutuSue... stay outta da water!)

I was at that beach today but too much brown water...which also means too much MRSA. I'm picking up driftwood with gloves! I didn't hear any sharks threatening to commit suicide!

[Walkoff Balk]

Re: Distressed shark commits suicide

Are there shrinks for sharks?

[MyopicJoe]

Re: Distressed shark commits suicide

Better yet. Pay the resort owners a $10M annual bonus and tax the shark population for needing salt water to survive.

I nominate Bobinator to replace Obama as governor. We need more people with financial savvy and Vision.

Are there shrinks for sharks?

Don't think so. If they stayed too long on a shrink's couch, they'd probably suffocate. Perhaps we could seed the oceans with Prozac. We could fund it with a slice of the $700T bailout.