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Arthur "The Fonz" Fonzarelli 9 52.94%
Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce 8 47.06%
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Old July 12th, 2007, 07:12 PM
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Default Who's More of a Slut: Fonzie or Hawkeye?

I normally post surveys like this with an answer already in mind, but this one popped into my head while I was driving to work yesterday, and I can't settle it!

The Fonz: Different "chick" every time we see him. Sometimes with more than one. Foldaway bed in the Cunninghams' attic. Not-so-secret weapon: Cool.

Hawkeye: Not as varied a pool as Fonz, but he pretty much did every nurse on the show, in all likelihood, giving him close to 100% of the available women. Fold-up cot in the supply tent. Not-so-secret weapons: Sensitivity and humor.

I don't know. What do you think? If you had to choose ONE?
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Old July 12th, 2007, 07:34 PM
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Interesting that you choose two characters from late 1970's sitcoms that portrayed life in the 1950's.

It's hard to say, but if you think about it if the Fonz or Hawkeye truely scored wouldn't their be a series or two about the kids of Fonzie and/or Hawkeye by now?
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Old July 12th, 2007, 07:45 PM
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I've decided it's the Fonz, because with Fonz, it was ALL about sex. Hawk at least spent some time getting to know people by name! Sure, it might have been an act, but the result was that he had good relationships with those nurses, even outside the supply tent.

Evidence: When the nurses needed Major Houlihan to ease up on a new nurse, they went to Hawkeye for help. You never saw Fonzie's babes actually interact with Fonz in a non-sexual way, except for Pinky Tuscadero and that woman Fonzie got involved long-term with.
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Old July 12th, 2007, 08:03 PM
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what is a slut?

Which of the two slutoons got to suck face more often? Or completed the suspected/implied/scripted sin known as premarital sex?

The question is provocative.
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what is a slut?

Which of the two slutoons got to suck face more often? Or completed the suspected/implied/scripted sin known as premarital sex?

The question is provocative.
I'm making dinner. Or at least I was. I came to take a break. Now no can make dinner. Slut you say?

Hmmmm....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Where am I? Is this HT? Uhhhhhh...Comedy Central!!

Back to question. I dunno.

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Shoots, I picked Hawkeye. Why? He was more of an adult and still hankering to hump. Sensitivity was a tool to get laid. Fonzie didn't snow them with sensitivity, he was pretty straight forward about his mission. You never really thought he was about relationships.

But I think in Hawkeye's case, his carrot, er line, seemed to indicate there was the possibility of a relationship beyond the activity. And that dishonesty makes me think he is more of a lstu.
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He was more of an adult and still hankering to hump.
Huh? Hawkeye wanted a camel?
I must be too young, naive and innocent to understand that.

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Huh? Hawkeye wanted a camel?
I must be too young, naive and innocent to understand that.

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Old July 13th, 2007, 01:49 AM
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Scrivener: get back to your thesis work. Is this what an overdose of KidLit does to you?
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And to think that I've had threads pulled for less than this...
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Old July 13th, 2007, 03:22 AM
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I don't know. What do you think? If you had to choose ONE?
The Fonz. He tried to make out with Mrs. Cunningham, in front of little Joanie.
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It's a sad day indeed... that Scrivener has gone down to my level of thinking.
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Old July 13th, 2007, 04:46 PM
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Fonzie hands down.

C'mon...Hawkeye was in an army base MOSTLY surrounded by Men.

Fonz was in a malt shop surrounded by high school girls who ALL wanted him.

2,3,5 even 6 per episode...sometimes 3 at a time.

The Fonz.

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This thread is too funny! Thanks for the laugh!

I vote for the Fonz. He couldn't pass a mirror without his chick-magnet ego going into overdrive!. I really like both characters, tho'.
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Well, the tv show MASH is still one I'm diggin, and if I had to choose one of the two guys personally, Hawkeye, hands down....er...or wherever.
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Wash your hands, Karen.
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Well, the tv show MASH is still one I'm diggin, and if I had to choose one of the two guys personally, Hawkeye, hands down....er...or wherever.
STOP IT!!

I'm trying to cook dinner...again!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Too much!!!

I still dunno who.

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LOL Auntie, okay, okay...I'll be good, watch! You'll see.....

Bon appetit, and big huggz~

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C'mon...Hawkeye was in an army base MOSTLY surrounded by Men.
And in a war zone at that!

That being said, I have to say that Hawkeye had to be more of a slut. I mean, any man with ability to consistantly score with the few available women in the conditions he had to deal with, (an armed conflict between political superpowers on the Korean peninsula, for crying out loud!) is an obvious stud that Hugh Hefner is certain to be envious of. If Hawkeye had been allowed to compete against Fonzie on his turf (in harmless Milwaukee malt shops and drive-ins, with scads of innocent Midwestern females to be had), he would have crushed Fonzie for the title of who's more of a slut.

Hawkeye by a landslide.

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And in a war zone at that!

That being said, I have to say that Hawkeye had to be more of a slut. I mean, any man with ability to consistantly score with the few available women in the conditions he had to deal with, (an armed conflict between political superpowers on the Korean peninsula, for crying out loud!) is an obvious stud that Hugh Hefner is certain to be envious of. If Hawkeye had been allowed to compete against Fonzie on his turf (in harmless Milwaukee malt shops and drive-ins, with scads of innocent Midwestern females to be had), he would have crushed Fonzie for the title of who's more of a slut.

Hawkeye by a landslide.
PULLEEZE! Hawkeye scoring chicks in the MASH base was like shooting fish in a barrel. Who's his competition ? RADAR? CLINGER ? The grunpy old seargent ? OK, maybe the Mclean Stevenson character, but that's about it.

In Fonzies turf, he would have to be 10 years younger, and there are lots of other dudes around ( extras...not talking about Richie and Potzie either)

He might do ok, but he'd be getting Fonzie's sloppy seconds, at best.
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Who's his competition ? RADAR? CLINGER ? The grunpy old seargent ?
Radar and Klinger WERE the sergeants.
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Radar and Klinger WERE the sergeants.
Actually, they were Corporals, weren't they? I wonder if Tikiyaki meant Major Frank "Ferret Face" Burns?

Competition? Don't forget BJ Hunnicutt (who was tempted, despite his marriage), and Hawkeye's original Swamp-mate, Trapper John McIntyre.
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And in a war zone at that!

If Hawkeye had been allowed to compete against Fonzie on his turf (in harmless Milwaukee malt shops and drive-ins, with scads of innocent Midwestern females to be had), he would have crushed Fonzie for the title of who's more of a slut.

Hawkeye by a landslide.
My decision ~ Hawkeye!!!

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Actually, they were Corporals, weren't they? I wonder if Tikiyaki meant Major Frank "Ferret Face" Burns?
At first they were Corporals. Towards the end of the series I pretty much sure that Klinger got promoted to a Sergeant. I don't know about Radar's status before the actor left the series.

As far as Hawkeye is concerned the character kind of strikes me as the sort of person who if he found the right girl would have stuck with her once he found her. However it seems that (a) he never found the right girl or (b) girls would dump him after one date or (c) he found the right girl but she gets transferred off the base and he can't follow her.

So I am thinking if Hawkeye was back in the United States sooner or later he would have settled down with a girl. Fronzie on the other hand didn't strike me as a character that would settle down with just one girl.
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