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Old March 16th, 2008, 11:40 PM
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Old March 17th, 2008, 07:50 PM
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"I'm saved..........I'm saved........" Scratches head "So I aint saved this isn't the Rapture?" Punches the computer hits head against the monitor "I've been GOOD!"
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Old March 17th, 2008, 08:50 PM
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Rapture Error. Do You Wish To Be Saved (Y/N)?
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Old March 18th, 2008, 12:29 AM
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Please quit all other applications (such as sinning) before saving To prevent the BSOD
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Old March 20th, 2008, 04:44 AM
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Stop sinning? Okay I did....yeah right I just sinned...oooops thou shalt not bear false witness. Dang it! It's like trying to walk across the water with out getting wet. Hold on I'm here in Utah I am not wet just cold Ah man this saving stuff don't work Must be a computer error. I am closing all other applications on my computer. ERROR! This is not helping not helping at all ERROR ERROR ERROR PLEASE REVERT TO MANUAL. Computer CRASHED again. Oh boy this could take all day..... What happened to just being good for goodness sake?
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Old March 20th, 2008, 11:22 AM
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What happened to just being good for goodness sake?
That's only when Santa Claus is comin' to town.
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Old March 20th, 2008, 01:19 PM
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What happened to just being good for goodness sake?
Well when the talk is of rapture then just being good for goodness sake isn't good enough. But for all other practical reasons being good is good enough.
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Old March 20th, 2008, 02:40 PM
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Ahh man thanks guys. As the fish from Finding Nemo once said. "With friends like these who needs anemones?" I guess if Santa is coming to town that's good enough for me, I hope he doesn't miss my trailer park home again. It's a sign he's getting old....or he's eating too much sugar cookies
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Old March 20th, 2008, 02:53 PM
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Wow!!!
We just witnessed a resurrection!

Pedro's back!

Good to hear from ya buddy. What was it like 'up' there?
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Old March 20th, 2008, 04:30 PM
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Wow!!!
We just witnessed a resurrection!

Pedro's back!

Good to hear from ya buddy. What was it like 'up' there?
Good me thinks. Did Santa miss your house too?
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Old October 22nd, 2009, 12:20 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU8y_xvr4Rw

Had start already?

No silly reference added this time to confuse the audience.
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Old October 24th, 2009, 01:09 AM
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It might be the end of the world as we know it in 2012. And I feel fine.
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Old October 24th, 2009, 05:27 PM
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It might be the end of the world as we know it in 2012. And I feel fine.
Well since Rapture is a Christian thing and the Mayan calander isn't, I can't believe the two can be related. And if one is Athiest, then how can one believe any of this will in fact happen? Right now with these two mindsets firmly implanted in those who believe it, the survival of mankind rests soley on the belief that Athiesism is correct.

I've been approached by those who are Jehova's Witnesses. They are proclaiming the end is near. I tell them if we knew that we'd be God. They laugh at me. I asked them, "didn't your religion proclaim the same ending when Haley's comet visited us?" His answer, "we keep updating ourselves and not get locked up in old doctrine". Sounds like failure to interpret the Bible accurately in my book.

Enjoy life, believe in your doctrines and let's just get along.
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Old October 24th, 2009, 05:55 PM
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Right now with these two mindsets firmly implanted in those who believe it, the survival of mankind rests soley on the belief that Athiesism is correct.
That creates a dilemma for me, as an atheist who believes that humanity's time on Earth is limited.

Better to be in agreement with your last line, then; that's a "doctrine" we can share!
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Old October 24th, 2009, 06:05 PM
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That creates a dilemma for me, as an atheist who believes that humanity's time on Earth is limited.

Better to be in agreement with your last line, then; that's a "doctrine" we can share!
Everything has a finite except math
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Old October 24th, 2009, 07:24 PM
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Everything has a finite except math
Math is the creation of Satan.
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Old October 24th, 2009, 07:38 PM
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Math is the creation of Satan.
ohhhhhhh....................................neve r mind.............
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Old October 24th, 2009, 07:52 PM
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ohhhhhhh....................................neve r mind.............
Did I misspell? Is it the work of SANTA? (I confuse those guys alla time, cause they both wear red.)
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Old October 24th, 2009, 08:00 PM
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Did I misspell? Is it the work of SANTA? (I confuse those guys alla time, cause they both wear red.)
I hate math, I hate satan. Hate both of them and you mathematically eliminate both! Or was it I hate math and I love Santa causing a void in the fabric of space and time.
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Old October 24th, 2009, 08:13 PM
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... I hate math and I love Santa causing a void in the fabric of space and time.
If you have a void in your fabric (exposing too much space), you can ask Santa for a replacement in just a couple of months (do the math).
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Old October 24th, 2009, 08:24 PM
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If you have a void in your fabric (exposing too much space), you can ask Santa for a replacement in just a couple of months (do the math).
Nah I actually love the breeze
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Old November 5th, 2014, 01:21 AM
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http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/outpo...oud-formation/

Now, that's a rapture.
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Looks more like a rupture... but it was very pretty!

Speaking of the Rapture, I recall reading somewhere in the Bible that only 144,000 would be saved, 12,000 each from each of the 12 Hebrew tribes.

Of course then Christianity came along and changed that....

BTW, weren't some of the tribes of Hebrews 'lost tribes?' Maybe that makes room for Christians.
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Old November 6th, 2014, 03:07 PM
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You'd have thot so by the low voter turnout, Tuesday!
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The Rapture and the GOP winning, coincidence? Next stop, the Zombie Apocalypse.
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