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  • Who's More of a Slut: Fonzie or Hawkeye?

    I normally post surveys like this with an answer already in mind, but this one popped into my head while I was driving to work yesterday, and I can't settle it!

    The Fonz: Different "chick" every time we see him. Sometimes with more than one. Foldaway bed in the Cunninghams' attic. Not-so-secret weapon: Cool.

    Hawkeye: Not as varied a pool as Fonz, but he pretty much did every nurse on the show, in all likelihood, giving him close to 100% of the available women. Fold-up cot in the supply tent. Not-so-secret weapons: Sensitivity and humor.

    I don't know. What do you think? If you had to choose ONE?
    17
    Arthur "The Fonz" Fonzarelli
    52.94%
    9
    Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce
    47.06%
    8
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    Re: Who's More of a Slut: Fonzie or Hawkeye?

    Interesting that you choose two characters from late 1970's sitcoms that portrayed life in the 1950's.

    It's hard to say, but if you think about it if the Fonz or Hawkeye truely scored wouldn't their be a series or two about the kids of Fonzie and/or Hawkeye by now?

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    • #3
      Re: Who's More of a Slut: Fonzie or Hawkeye?

      I've decided it's the Fonz, because with Fonz, it was ALL about sex. Hawk at least spent some time getting to know people by name! Sure, it might have been an act, but the result was that he had good relationships with those nurses, even outside the supply tent.

      Evidence: When the nurses needed Major Houlihan to ease up on a new nurse, they went to Hawkeye for help. You never saw Fonzie's babes actually interact with Fonz in a non-sexual way, except for Pinky Tuscadero and that woman Fonzie got involved long-term with.
      But I'm disturbed! I'm depressed! I'm inadequate! I GOT IT ALL! (George Costanza)
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      • #4
        Re: Who's More of a Slut: Fonzie or Hawkeye?

        what is a slut?

        Which of the two slutoons got to suck face more often? Or completed the suspected/implied/scripted sin known as premarital sex?

        The question is provocative.

        pax

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        • #5
          Re: Who's More of a Slut: Fonzie or Hawkeye?

          Originally posted by Pua'i Mana'o View Post
          what is a slut?

          Which of the two slutoons got to suck face more often? Or completed the suspected/implied/scripted sin known as premarital sex?

          The question is provocative.
          I'm making dinner. Or at least I was. I came to take a break. Now no can make dinner. Slut you say?

          Hmmmm....HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

          Where am I? Is this HT? Uhhhhhh...Comedy Central!!

          Back to question. I dunno.

          Auntie Lynn
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          • #6
            Re: Who's More of a Slut: Fonzie or Hawkeye?

            Shoots, I picked Hawkeye. Why? He was more of an adult and still hankering to hump. Sensitivity was a tool to get laid. Fonzie didn't snow them with sensitivity, he was pretty straight forward about his mission. You never really thought he was about relationships.

            But I think in Hawkeye's case, his carrot, er line, seemed to indicate there was the possibility of a relationship beyond the activity. And that dishonesty makes me think he is more of a lstu.
            Aloha from Lavagal

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            • #7
              Re: Who's More of a Slut: Fonzie or Hawkeye?

              Originally posted by lavagal View Post
              He was more of an adult and still hankering to hump.
              Huh? Hawkeye wanted a camel?
              I must be too young, naive and innocent to understand that.

              .
              .

              That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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              • #8
                Re: Who's More of a Slut: Fonzie or Hawkeye?

                Originally posted by LikaNui View Post
                Huh? Hawkeye wanted a camel?
                I must be too young, naive and innocent to understand that.

                yeah, I know.
                Aloha from Lavagal

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                • #9
                  Re: Who's More of a Slut: Fonzie or Hawkeye?

                  Scrivener: get back to your thesis work. Is this what an overdose of KidLit does to you?

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                  • #10
                    Re: Who's More of a Slut: Fonzie or Hawkeye?

                    And to think that I've had threads pulled for less than this...
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                    • #11
                      Re: Who's More of a Slut: Fonzie or Hawkeye?

                      Originally posted by scrivener View Post
                      I don't know. What do you think? If you had to choose ONE?
                      The Fonz. He tried to make out with Mrs. Cunningham, in front of little Joanie.
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                      • #12
                        Re: Who's More of a Slut: Fonzie or Hawkeye?

                        It's a sad day indeed... that Scrivener has gone down to my level of thinking.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Who's More of a Slut: Fonzie or Hawkeye?

                          Fonzie hands down.

                          C'mon...Hawkeye was in an army base MOSTLY surrounded by Men.

                          Fonz was in a malt shop surrounded by high school girls who ALL wanted him.

                          2,3,5 even 6 per episode...sometimes 3 at a time.

                          The Fonz.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Who's More of a Slut: Fonzie or Hawkeye?

                            This thread is too funny! Thanks for the laugh!

                            I vote for the Fonz. He couldn't pass a mirror without his chick-magnet ego going into overdrive!. I really like both characters, tho'.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Who's More of a Slut: Fonzie or Hawkeye?

                              Originally posted by cezanne View Post
                              It's a sad day indeed... that Scrivener has gone down to my level of thinking.
                              *ponders about a punch-line*

                              Nah, too easy.
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