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  • #16
    Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe your butt?

    Originally posted by zff View Post
    Some of the posts were obviously tongue-in-cheek...
    Perhaps not the best choice of words for this discussion...?

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    • #17
      Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe your butt?

      I stand on my head.

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      • #18
        Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe your butt?

        Originally posted by Leo Lakio View Post
        Perhaps not the best choice of words for this discussion...?
        BUAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!! I didn't even catch that one. Good one, Leo Lakio!



        Excuse me while I clean the Diet Coke off my monitor.

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        • #19
          Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe your butt?

          This could end up being a very good thread, if it doesn't get flushed.
          http://thissmallfrenchtown.blogspot.com/
          http://thefrenchneighbor.blogspot.com/

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          • #20
            Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe your butt?

            I have to say it doesn't really matter how (or if) you wipe, as long as you get clean. Otherwise you get sore.

            This is an important topic in my line of work...much to DH's chagrin!

            Oh, and if you leave soap on the skin in that area, that will make you sore, too.

            And please wash your hands after; thank you very much.

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            • #21
              Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe your butt?

              Originally posted by Bobinator View Post
              I stand on my head.
              Notice on the toilet wall:-

              No matter how high you stand on the seat,
              the crabs in here can jump six feet,

              But that is nothing to the cubicle next door,
              the crabs in there jump seven foot four.

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              • #22
                Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe your butt?

                *cries from laughing*

                thanks alot
                stay forever young

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                • #23
                  Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe your butt?

                  Do you use water, wipes, toilet paper, your left hand, or sand?
                  http://thissmallfrenchtown.blogspot.com/
                  http://thefrenchneighbor.blogspot.com/

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                  • #24
                    Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe your butt?

                    Has anyone realize that this question is kind of vague? No where in the original post or in the poll does it mention under what conditions you are wiping your butt.

                    Most if not all of the people in this thread are assuming what position you take when using the toilet. However I submit that there is another condition that might cause one to wipe's one butt and that's when one bathes. For instance if one takes a bath more than likey it will be done in the sitting position but if one takes a shower one it would be done in the standing position.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe your butt?

                      Do you use a standard toilet, a turkish toilet, a composting toilet, an outhouse, a bucket, or mother nature?
                      http://thissmallfrenchtown.blogspot.com/
                      http://thefrenchneighbor.blogspot.com/

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                      • #26
                        Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe your butt?

                        Do you leave the door open or shut it against spouse and family?
                        http://thissmallfrenchtown.blogspot.com/
                        http://thefrenchneighbor.blogspot.com/

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                        • #27
                          Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe your butt?

                          Just don't use those leaves!!

                          Or these...

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                          • #28
                            Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe your butt?

                            You know you could generate 3 seperate threads with polls to address these issues (and I would suggest making sure that polls don't expire and please offer a 'no opinion' option to the polls).

                            Originally posted by SusieMisajon View Post
                            Do you use water, wipes, toilet paper, your left hand, or sand?
                            Don't forget 'other' or right hand for the left handed people.

                            Originally posted by SusieMisajon View Post
                            Do you use a standard toilet, a turkish toilet, a composting toilet, an outhouse, a bucket, or mother nature?
                            However this assumes one only use one toilet, so you might want to specify if it's in the home or some where else (like work or school), or make the poll multiple choice.

                            Originally posted by SusieMisajon View Post
                            Do you leave the door open or shut it against spouse and family?

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                            • #29
                              Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe your butt?

                              I hate to drop the bomb here, but what a crappy thread. This topic should be dumped. Let's lighten the load of bad threads here.

                              By the way, I sit down and use my mom's Chihuahua.

                              :P
                              www.myspace.com/chrislunainstrumentals

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                              • #30
                                Re: Do you sit or stand when you wipe your butt?

                                That's It!! Composting toilets! The ultimate in recycling for Hawai`i!

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