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    Matapule just got a brilliant idea....well, not really.

    Body imaging and invasive pat downs at airports are getting a lot of press right now. Matapule doesn't like either, particularly since the President and Secretary of State don't have to go through this procedure.

    Here is matapule's idea. Men and women are segregated into separate rooms. Everyone is required to strip down to their birthday suit so that they can show they have nothing attached to their body. Here is where it gets interesting. All the TSA people have to be in the nude too. That way everyone is equally humiliated. No more snickers from TSA when matapule's body is better looking than some of them.

    I know this is impossible to implement, but it would work for matapule. Uaifi hates the idea.

    So, what idea is left? Racial profiling?
    Peace, Love, and Local Grindz

    People who form FIRM opinions with so little knowledge only pretend to be open-minded. They select their facts like food from a buffet. David R. Dow

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    Re: Body Imaging and Invasive Patdowns

    Originally posted by matapule View Post
    [...]
    I know this is impossible to implement, but it would work for matapule. Uaifi hates the idea.

    So, what idea is left? Racial profiling?
    Possibly Uaifi might like this idea better?

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    • #3
      Re: Body Imaging and Invasive Patdowns

      Originally posted by tutusue View Post
      Possibly Uaifi might like this idea better?
      Bwaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

      Too funny.

      Auntie Lynn
      Be AKAMAI ~ KOKUA Hawai`i!
      Philippians 4:13 --- I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

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      • #4
        Re: Body Imaging and Invasive Patdowns

        Originally posted by tutusue View Post
        Possibly Uaifi might like this idea better?
        Well, haruumph, matapule idea more brilliant dan dat cause that "muffled explosion in the booth" could be nothing more than excessive flatulance!
        Peace, Love, and Local Grindz

        People who form FIRM opinions with so little knowledge only pretend to be open-minded. They select their facts like food from a buffet. David R. Dow

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        • #5
          Re: Body Imaging and Invasive Patdowns

          Originally posted by matapule View Post
          Well, haruumph, matapule idea more brilliant dan dat cause that "muffled explosion in the booth" could be nothing more than excessive flatulance!
          And with your idea, any flatulence in rooms full of nude folks won't be muffled! Muffling is a good thing!

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          • #6
            Re: Body Imaging and Invasive Patdowns

            Originally posted by tutusue View Post
            And with your idea, any flatulence in rooms full of nude folks won't be muffled! Muffling is a good thing!
            Kay den, so much for brilliant idea, but still good for couple laugh.
            Peace, Love, and Local Grindz

            People who form FIRM opinions with so little knowledge only pretend to be open-minded. They select their facts like food from a buffet. David R. Dow

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            • #7
              Re: Body Imaging and Invasive Patdowns

              Originally posted by matapule View Post
              Kay den, so much for brilliant idea, but still good for couple laugh.
              Don't laugh too hard. You know what happens at our age!

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              • #8
                Re: Body Imaging and Invasive Patdowns

                Originally posted by matapule View Post
                Everyone is required to strip down to their birthday suit so that they can show they have nothing attached to their body. Here is where it gets interesting. All the TSA people have to be in the nude too. That way everyone is equally humiliated.
                I, for one, do not feel humiliated by being nude. I stay clothed mainly so that everyone else I encounter can keep their meals down.
                Originally posted by tutusue View Post
                Don't laugh too hard. You know what happens at our age!
                What happens? Bits fall off? What? I really oughta know, before I reach that age myself! (Wait - on second thought, best not to tell me in advance...)

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                • #9
                  Re: Body Imaging and Invasive Patdowns

                  Originally posted by Leo Lakio View Post
                  [...]
                  What happens? Bits fall off? What? I really oughta know, before I reach that age myself! (Wait - on second thought, best not to tell me in advance...)
                  Ummm...since the discussion had turned to flatulence...

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                  • #10
                    Re: Body Imaging and Invasive Patdowns

                    Originally posted by tutusue View Post
                    Ummm...since the discussion had turned to flatulence...
                    Well, if you must toot your own horn...

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                    • #11
                      Re: Body Imaging and Invasive Patdowns

                      Originally posted by Leo Lakio View Post
                      Well, if you must toot your own horn...
                      Please...don't make me laugh!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Body Imaging and Invasive Patdowns

                        Originally posted by tutusue View Post
                        Don't laugh too hard. You know what happens at our age!
                        Wha? Matapule in danger exploding oneself in airpor' boof?

                        Originally posted by Leo Lakio View Post
                        Well, if you must toot your own horn...
                        Wha you wanna hear, When Saints Go Marching In?
                        Peace, Love, and Local Grindz

                        People who form FIRM opinions with so little knowledge only pretend to be open-minded. They select their facts like food from a buffet. David R. Dow

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                        • #13
                          Re: Body Imaging and Invasive Patdowns

                          A little article about an explosion of a different kind:

                          http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

                          Waiting for this to happen for real....
                          Last edited by Peshkwe; November 29, 2010, 06:14 AM.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Body Imaging and Invasive Patdowns

                            My daughter was pulled out of line at LAX last Wed. and put thru the scanner. It didn't faze her 'til everyone at Thanksgiving dinner told her what the scanner could see! Seems she's been really busy at work and was unaware of the imaging machine's detail! Fortunately it didn't freak her out.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Body Imaging and Invasive Patdowns

                              Let's face it.

                              These folk are simply trying to keep us from being exploded in mid air, with the best tools they got.

                              Best scenario: We get two groups - the timid and the chancers:

                              The TIMID go through MAXIMUM screening, and the CHANCERS don't get any.

                              No complaints, - no unaccepable deaths.
                              Be Yourself. Everyone Else Is Taken!
                              ~ ~
                              Kaʻonohiʻulaʻokahōkūmiomioʻehiku
                              Spreading the virus of ALOHA.
                              Oh Chu. If only you could have seen what I've seen, with your eyes.

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