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Courtesy of Jeff Foxworthy:
You might be a redneck if:
You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.
You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company
Your state's got a new law that says when a couple
get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"
You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.
You think safe sex is a padded headboard.
You and your dog use the same tree.
Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow.
But she can't touch it until she's fourteen.
You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took
You have a bumper sticker that says,
"MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT
AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH."
You take a six-pack cooler to church.
You had to remove a toothpick
for your wedding pictures.
You consider your license plate personalized because
your dad made it in prison.
The blue book value of your truck goes up and down
depending on how much gas it has in it.
A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
Your dad walks you to school because
you are both in the same grade.
Down where you come from reruns of
Hee Haw are called documentaries.
If you refer to the fifth grade
as, "your senior year".
Your stereo speakers used to belong
to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.
You stare at an orange juice container
because it says, "CONCENTRATE".
Anyone in your family died right
after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!".
You no longer drink wine ever since
the screw cap got caught up your nose.
That billboard that says,
"SAY NO TO CRACK"
reminds you to pull up your jeans.
Your wife's hairdo was once ruined
by a ceiling fan.
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
Your family always goes to the movies in groups of 18 or
more 'cause they were told 17 and under are not admitted.
You think taking a bubble bath starts
with eating beans for dinner.
Your child's first words were
"Attention K-Mart shoppers!"
You think a woman who is
"out of your league"
bowls on a different night.
Courtesy of Jeff Foxworthy:
You might be a redneck if:
You've been married three times
and still have the same in-laws.
You think TACO BELL is
the Mexican Phone Company
Your state's got a new law that says when a couple
get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
You think Possum is
"The Other White Meat"
You carried a fishing pole into Sea World.
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.
You think safe sex is a padded headboard.
You and your dog use the same tree.
Your grandfather died and left everything to his widow.
But she can't touch it until she's fourteen.
You take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took
You have a bumper sticker that says,
"MY MOTHER'S AN HONOR STUDENT
AT SOUTH LITTLE ROCK JR. HIGH."
You take a six-pack cooler to church.
You had to remove a toothpick
for your wedding pictures.
You consider your license plate personalized because
your dad made it in prison.
The blue book value of your truck goes up and down
depending on how much gas it has in it.
A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
Your dad walks you to school because
you are both in the same grade.
Down where you come from reruns of
Hee Haw are called documentaries.
If you refer to the fifth grade
as, "your senior year".
Your stereo speakers used to belong
to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.
You stare at an orange juice container
because it says, "CONCENTRATE".
Anyone in your family died right
after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!".
You no longer drink wine ever since
the screw cap got caught up your nose.
That billboard that says,
"SAY NO TO CRACK"
reminds you to pull up your jeans.
Your wife's hairdo was once ruined
by a ceiling fan.
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
Your family always goes to the movies in groups of 18 or
more 'cause they were told 17 and under are not admitted.
You think taking a bubble bath starts
with eating beans for dinner.
Your child's first words were
"Attention K-Mart shoppers!"
You think a woman who is
"out of your league"
bowls on a different night.
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