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    I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

    I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right . I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

    So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when bam clear as day right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

    I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

    Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been. - when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

    Should I get off the computer and start swingin on him?

    or

    Pack my stuff and be on my way.


    heres pics of my GF for you guys cuz i know you'll ask.






















































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    knock it off, all of you

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  • #2
    Re: I Caught My Dad Smashing

    Heh. Hehehe. BWAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!




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    That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

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    • #3
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      You had me going for a minute, Tatt. I thought Barry had hijacked your account!

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      • #4
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        Not unusual for tutusue to get on my case. I wish she would get real and leave me alone ! I did put her on ignore for a while when I had some important posts to make but if she carries on like this then it will be permanent.

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        • #5
          Re: I Caught My Dad Smashing

          You made me smile.

          Too funny.

          Auntie Lynn
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          • #6
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            Sounds like you need to start over with a new GF. One that will not so easily sneak into the kitchen with your father. May I suggest to you this beauty.



            Yeah, this one is bigger than your ex. Hopefully, you're not the type of guy who's intimidated by a little size in their GF.
            This post may contain an opinion that may conflict with your opinion. Do not take it personal. Polite discussion of difference of opinion is welcome.

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            • #7
              Re: I Caught My Dad Smashing

              Originally posted by TATTRAT View Post
              I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

              I go away on vacation for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right . I asked my Father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

              So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when bam clear as day right in my Kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

              I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

              Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been. - when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

              Should I get off the computer and start swingin on him?

              or

              Pack my stuff and be on my way.
              Just kiss and make up with your dad and put both of your meats into your GF.

              At least now you know where you got your preference from.
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              • #8
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                LOL, good one, TAT
                xD
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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by Barry View Post
                  Not unusual for tutusue to get on my case. I wish she would get real and leave me alone ! I did put her on ignore for a while when I had some important posts to make but if she carries on like this then it will be permanent.
                  If you're that huhu over the sunscreen thread and the initially confusing Dublin thread then you might be more comfortable with "permanent".

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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by tutusue View Post
                    You had me going for a minute, Tatt. I thought Barry had hijacked your account!
                    It seems you are deliberately picking on Barry, "baiting" him.

                    Not. Nice.
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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by Kaonohi View Post
                      It seems you are deliberately picking on Barry, "baiting" him.

                      Not. Nice.
                      My reference in post #3 was, quite honestly, an attempt at humor; albeit a poor attempt, as it turns out. My apologies.

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                      • #12
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                        I call seconds.
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                        • #13
                          Re: I Caught My Dad Smashing

                          Originally posted by Kaonohi View Post
                          It seems you are deliberately picking on Barry, "baiting" him.

                          Not. Nice.
                          Originally posted by tutusue View Post
                          My reference in post #3 was, quite honestly, an attempt at humor; albeit a poor attempt, as it turns out. My apologies.
                          Now, now, children. I've think I've known Sue (through HT) long enough to know that she is not the type to do anything mean-spirited; she doesn't have a history of "picking on" or "baiting" posters (and there are other long-timers here who will back me on that, I am certain). If she says it was meant as humor, take that on face value; after all, she did apologize.

                          Yes, she and Barry have had a minor tiff --- but when Barry first came on board, many of us (myself included) regularly misunderstood a lot of his posts. Some of his posts seemed to show up in threads other than where they were meant to go, adding more than a touch of non sequitur vibe.

                          That seems to be happening less these days, but many of us are still confused by his references on occasion. Perhaps due to English colloquialisms that translate poorly? Remember - England and America are two nations divided by a common language. (Thank you, Oscar Wilde.)

                          Whatever - I'm glad Barry's here, and hope he doesn't take offense at our occasional misinterpretations of his posting style.

                          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                          ON TOPIC) Tatt - you didn't have me fooled, sad to say, because I know of your recent relationship history enough that the first line "I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me)" made me think "uh-oh...shaggy dog story around the bend!" And it was funny!

                          And Frankie's Market's follow-up was brilliant!

                          (Scrivener's, on the other hand, had a small "ewwww" element to it. But that's just my sick mind.)

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                          • #14
                            Re: I Caught My Dad Smashing

                            Nope ! It's down to me to say sorry.

                            11 and a half thousand miles between us and many misinterpretations. Sure, when I joined here, I followed what people said and never stuck to the original thread. Many members pushed me back on track and for that I am grateful.
                            I appreciate tutusue and respect her as a smart lady. Certainly have no axe to grind.
                            Last edited by Barry; June 4, 2009, 05:49 PM.

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                            • #15
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                              She looks hot
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